The Paper Napkin email rejection service

This is so ace! I wish they had this a few years ago when I was propositioned for my underwear… or some of the other freaky things I have experienced through wierd joe on the street. No longer will I have to grope for that witty rejoinder so designed to quell his desire without breaking his heart (ok maybe a little) and coming up with a grim nothing or a sad flimsy excuse.
“but I’m wearing them” was perhaps the lamest of them all. more like half witty.

I am going to remember this… perhaps I can use it for spam too… hmmm